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apeaky_blinder 5 day.agoMeanwhile one of them is constantly licking his fingernails and fingertips murmuring to himself "What is this?!". The other ignores him for a while. But the first guy keeps on licking, chewing a bit and then goes "Is this sand?! What the fuck is this?! Probably sand". At some point the other guy goes "What the fuck are you doing?". "I just wonder what is this. Wanna try my fingers and tell me if it's sand?" "Sure, gimme the finger", he agrees. Redneck 2 chews and sucks a bit his friend's fingers, spits in digust and goes "Pfffff what the fuck, this is shit!!!" "Ahhhh yes, makes more sense! Sand in my ass woulda been weird"
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They were too big for the British to take.
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One asks: Do you like jokes about planes? The other one replies: No, because they never land.
It was a business doing pleasure with you.
I told her, "The one from Sesame Street." She replied, "He doesn't count." I said, "Oh, I assure you, he most certainly does."
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Nick was sitting in his attorney's office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said. “Give me the bad news first." “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." “That's the bad news?" asked Nick. “I can't wait to hear the terrible news." “The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
that night the husband comes home & extols the virtues of "shaving down below". The mum shaves & a few days later the child wanders into the bathroom again & enquires "where's your sponge?" The mum thinks quickly again & says "I lost it, could you help me find it?" & proceeds to think nothing more of it. Two days later the child comes running into the house frantically, when the mum asks what the hurry is the child says "I found your sponge!!". Intrigued, the mum says "oh, ok, whereabouts exactly did you find it?". The child replies "I was playing with Timmy next door when we heard some noises, we went to see what it was & when we looked in his parent's bedroom, Mrs Jones was washing dad's face with it!"
A blind man comes to the beach. He unpacks his bag and starts blowing up a rubber doll. A mother is sitting nearby and hisses at him: "How dare you unpack your sex doll on a public beach? There are children here!" He turns bright red and stammers:" I'm sorry, I thought ... Damn, so I've been shagging my air mattress all winter!"
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